Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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