idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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