Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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