I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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