She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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