I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
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its like you know when i get waxed
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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