how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
please come you make the beer taste better
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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