please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
True strength comes from lack of pants
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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