I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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