The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
your thong is hanging out like whoa
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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