Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Randomize
