He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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