You work out of a Hotel?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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