You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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