Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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