I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
you had me at cake vodka
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
