i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Farmville is her only friend.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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