Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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