totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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