You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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