After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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