...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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