Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
