we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I wear drunk well.
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