we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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