Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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