So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I got chris browned last night
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Randomize
