piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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