Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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