I want to have your abortion
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
from now on my penis is your penis
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Dear god my vagina.
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