we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Randomize
