Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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