Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Randomize
