so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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