As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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