I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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