you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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