we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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