We should be called the Road Head Warriors
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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