okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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