On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
either way he was missing a nipple.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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