When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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