I think scott just propositioned me for sex
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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