is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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