Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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