my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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