Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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