Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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