The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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