it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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