I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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